CAMPUS LIFE | Inspector Morse Called Into Solve Sleeper Case

Only Inspector Morse could solve the mystery of this case.

How avid a fan of 'Inspector Morse' are you? Enough to call him in to solve the mystery of the Death by Shovel?

Somebody reported they had a dream about me the other night. I was attacked in this persons dream by some dude with a shovel.

What a way to go.

Maybe he didn't like my dress sense - that'd be a first.

Anyway, we called in Inspector Morse 'cos his telly show is filmed here in Oxford. Turns out he's retired. We asked the new guy - Lewis - but he said 'Dream on, mate'.